But prepare for the intricacies of Nordschleife laptimes to confuse you again.
Good news! The new-age 992-gen Porsche will still indulge your silly side.
All that money from Porsche's one-off, quite gold 993 is going to charity.
Speed, turbos and… hybrids: the 992-generation 911 is nearly here.
It’s a few years off, but the new 992 will likely be electrified.
GT3-based, 500bhp 911 officially official. Just 1,948 to be built.
It’s the iconic Porsche Carrera RS 2.7 as a watch, available at Red Army Watches.
One-off, track-only 993 Turbo S makes its debut at Pebble Beach.
This million-dollar Spyder is a one-off 911 built in 1966. Yes, a 911.
An air-cooled Porsche 911 taken to the extreme. Gawp at more pics of it here.